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Ok that was way too much negativity for one post.  I’m drained.

RANT

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I can’t stand…

Hypocrites and liars.  Those are my two least fav types of people.

People who double dip, it grosses me out!  It’s so rude and disgusting and I feel like puking.  I’m sorry but I don’t want your slimy little germs on my tasty little taste buds. 

When people say: “You’re so pretty, wow you don’t even look Indian”.. I mean what am I supposed to say in response?  Thank you?????  Is that supposed to be a freaking compliment that I don’t look like my race?? Cause my race is so freaking ugly?  Screw you!  I look Indian, this is what Indian people look like and I’m proud to look Indian! 

I get so irritated when people ask me how much the product is plus tax.  You see the price tag, you know how much our government’s tax percentage is, why the eff are you asking me?  Do I look like a calculator?  OR like someone who's good at math?  No and no.

Girls who scream when they see each other.  Or girls who swear a lot.  I can’t stand girls who sit on their boyfriend’s lap on the Skytrain unless they’re in a big group of friends..for some reason then it’s fine.  Girls who post stupid comments on boys walls just to show everyone that they hung out/are super tight (ex: “your bed is so comfy!”).  Please, save such comments for text msgs not facebook walls.

I can’t stand Priyanka Chopra she is so hot but so irritatingly focused on being/looking hot it annoys me.  Watching her movies is like watching a Nivea ad.  Can’t stand Katrina Kaif either now that I think about it but at least she looks cute.

People who say on the phone “I’ll let you get back to what you were doing”… if YOU want to go, then GO!  If I want to go, I’ll say so!  Don’t “Let” me do anything, I’ll do whatever I want!

Racist people.  Racist jokes.  Sexist people.  Sexist jokes.  I don’t find them funny!  Also while we’re on the topic, don’t say the N word!

People who assume that just because you live at home you have things easy/have no bills etc.

People who constantly ask me why I have my name/watermark on my pictures.  For the record, it’s because I’m cool.

People who assume they know everything about me.  You know diddly squat buddy ol pal!

People who comment on my clothes and say things like “Wow you must have so much time in the morning”, um no actually it doesn’t take me long to look this good ;)  (not like I’m even this crazy dresser anyways?  I usually rock jeans and a t shirt) On that note, I hate passive aggressive people!

People who state the obvious: “You’re not wearing makeup today!”.. “Your ears are so big!”… etc etc.  Sniff, I’m just sensitive about my ears ok leave them alone they work perfectly fine until they have to hear your annoying voice screech.

Illiterate people.  Go read a book!

Judgemental people.  Example:  “OMG look at that slut over there look at what she’s wearing”… whoa whoa whoa hold your horses! Just because she dresses like a ho... doesn’t mean she’s a ho???  She just likes to look like one (lol jk).  Don’t call girls sluts!  Go watch a hindi movie…girls are goddesses and you’re just jealous she can rock it and you can’t, and that you care what people think and she doesn’t! 

Happily married couples.  I’m jealous of you :(

People who constantly drop names and dollars into their conversations.

People who talk about money.. it freaks me out.  I don’t want to know how much your house costs, how much you can sell it for, how much your jacket costs, how much dinner was… I just don’t think it’s tasteful.

Ok that’s all for now.. Part Two some other time.

Room drama

This is what’s been going on: my parents and I have been in a major stalemate since before the summer.
Yes I know, it’s disgusting, yes I know I should clean it but I swear ITS NOT MY FAULT.  Ok it is but I don’t know WHERE TO START.  Debbie Travis can you help me PLEASE?  So.. basically… I cleaned my room in the summer!  It was beautiful I swear!  I was finally going to paint it white and stain my furniture black and put Marilyn Monroe pictures everywhere and have this whole old Hollywood theme going on…until my dresser broke.  And then my CLOSET broke.  My accessories ended up going on the floor, my clothes ended up beside my bed on their hangers and then I just gave up and every time I put something on or took it off I just chucked it.  I mean what was the point my room is broken where would I put anything anyways?  K so then my parents started yelling at me like crazy and I’ve just been super duper busy with life in general and when I finally have some free time I want to chill not clean my room.  All I heard all summer was: “find a dresser, buy a dresser, you need furniture, pick one and we’ll get it for you”.  I didn’t have TIME TO FIND A DRESSER OR FURNITURE AND BESIDES.. FURNITURE SHOPPING IS THE. MOST. BORING. AND. BIGGEST. WASTE. OF. TIME. EVER.  Plus I didn’t WANT new furniture I wanted old furniture that I could mess around with.  Stalemate.  Then I told them fine, you buy whatever you want, I don’t care anymore I don’t want to see it or think about it I’m sick of being yelled at.  I thought I dusted my hands off the whole thing.  NOW WEEKS later my parents have finally ordered furniture and it’s coming tomorrow!  And they want me to clean my room BEFORE it comes so that there is space for my furniture. 
Meaning.. all the stuff I’ve been chucking everywhere has to be put back on hangers and washed and etc etc etc.  I have to clean my room.  I’m going to cry.. I don’t know where to start!  I can’t yell at my parents anymore saying “well you still haven’t bought me a dresser obviously my room is going to be a mess” because they’ve BOUGHT ME THE DRESSER.  No more excuses.  The war ends today!  What colour was my carpet again?? :P

Outsourced Rant

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I decided to catch the pilot episode of NBC’s latest show, “Outsourced”.  I had heard a lot about this show and was hoping to watch a show that wasn’t some random American’s interpretation of everything India was, but I was wrong.  It was.  Do American’s honestly believe that this is how India is?  That they know nothing about American culture?  Do American’s think that all Indians sound like Apu from the Simpsons?
It was so frustrating to watch this show.  Yes our food is spicy, yes a lot of India follows the caste system although it was legally outlawed, yes there are such things as arranged marriages and cows are allowed to roam the streets.. get over it!  Why does it have to be this huge “OMG” moment that HAS to be commented on?  Why couldn’t the writers for this show just have a cow in the background for authenticity rather than making it a “moment” on the show that they have to exclaim over?  I mean at the very least get the Indian accents right!  The actors themselves can’t seem to finalize their character’s accents!  Some start off with pronouncing their R’s as if they were born in England and then midway through their sentence they say a hard R as if they’re Apu again.  Clearly nobody actually studied an accent from someone who went to a British convent school in India, or just any middle class Indian families’ accent, nor did they seem to do any research at all other than maybe watching a few movies like American Desi or Where’s the Party Yaar? Honestly, I could have written the script for this episode in gr.7.  It was that bad.  I’m just so sick of the stereotypes; the goofy/cute American, the silent ,angry Sikh… ok I’m watching episode 2 right now I really, really cannot stand their accents.  They can’t keep them straight?!  What kind of actors are these?  I bet by the third episode they’re all going to speak in a pure American accent.
In short there are two good things about this show, one being thatt I get to see “my people” on tv and the other is the BOLLYWOOD SOUNDTRACK BABYYYY.  I hope this show turns it around in the next couple of episodes because I do want to see it survive it just needs more meat.  No pun intended.

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