“The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin” – Ogden Nash
This is probably not how you expected this to open but: Remember how everyone used to go gaga for Jessica Alba? I was never that into her…sure Jessica was hot but she was always so BLAND at the same time. What’s her personality? Can she crack a joke? Have I ever seen her make an ugly face and still look pretty? Jessica Alba is vanilla. Kim Kardashian is HOT HOT HOT yeah (body wise) but that’s pretty much all she is… the ENTIRE PACKAGE WINNING HOTTEST CHICK AWARD has always gone to Eva Longoria Parker. That little lady is 5ft 2 inches of straight dynamite.
Kim has always been hot, no question but Eva is hot AND CUTE!
BAM. Dynamite. Need I say more? Ok so her hotness.. undeniable. Now the big question on everyone’s lips is: Why would any guy cheat (cheat= emotionally for sure/physically maybe whatever) on someone like…this:
For THIS!?!?……………
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It’s because THIS was not Tony’s wife. Simple as that. If Tony had married Erin Barry (she’s pretty fine too), he would have cheated on her with someone like Eva.. (if Eva was a lady of easy virtue). It’s sad yeah for sure, but I find it so funny that people are like “wow Tony is such an idiot because Eva is so hot”. Come on people, it doesn’t matter if Eva is hot, or if Eva has the best personality ever, or if Eva is a freaking goddess from heaven. Forbidden fruit is always more alluring. I think it has everything to do with his own timing and his own personal growth. I don’t believe that it has anything to do with love or that if he truly loved Eva he wouldn’t have done it and that they weren’t meant to be. Timing is everything.
I’m starting to think that it’s not natural for humans to be monogamous. In some way or another, whether it be through sexting or just plain sexing; I just don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. Maybe some of you always knew this but I honestly believed that we were, that one man and one woman could be faithful to each other. My mindset has completely changed. That’s not to say that there aren’t relationships out there that have been and will continue to be monogamous for life (who are you and tell me your story!); all I’m saying is that it just might not be in our natural instincts and is a struggle. Sexual monogamy is having one sexual partner for life, forever! For example, a goose will not mate with anyone else, even if their partner dies. That is just not natural for humans! You and I both know that. Just because I’m saying this does not mean that I DON’T want a monogamous relationship. I DO! I wouldn’t be able to live with someone who had 100’s of text msgs sent to another woman while lying to me and not texting me, emotionally cheating on me with someone else, or having intercourse with another woman. Yea… couldn’t live with that. Team Eva.
Why do people cheat? It’s all economics. Costs… benefits… A male would rather look at your boobs and be caught checking them out than NOT looking and NOT seeing anything! I don’t believe that humans honestly think of the costs. Was it worth it? Was it really worth it…throwing away 3 years of marriage? Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock… he cried on tv, said he was sorry and then moved on with his life. Tiger… moved on. Tony… will move on. I just don’t think guys really care. 100% Tony isn’t sitting there regretting that he carried on the affair… he’s sitting there thinking “Why the eff didn’t I delete those messages!?” haha.
Maybe Eva and Tony weren’t meant to be and it was fate, and maybe they will be happier forever with other people and they’ll look back ten years later and be grateful that this happened because now they’ve found their “true love”… or maybe it has nothing to do with other people and everything to do with their own selves and their own personal growth and their own timing. Maybe people would be happier if they weren’t told how their lives were supposed to be: married to someone of the opposite sex, have children, live together forever, white picket fence, etc etc. One thing is certain though, tradition survives for a reason and hopefully one day I’ll find out why and I can come on this blog and say hey…marriage is awesome and here is why you should get married. Omg that is SUCH A SCARY THOUGHT. I’m going now.. bye!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t stand…
Hypocrites and liars. Those are my two least fav types of people.
People who double dip, it grosses me out! It’s so rude and disgusting and I feel like puking. I’m sorry but I don’t want your slimy little germs on my tasty little taste buds.
When people say: “You’re so pretty, wow you don’t even look Indian”.. I mean what am I supposed to say in response? Thank you????? Is that supposed to be a freaking compliment that I don’t look like my race?? Cause my race is so freaking ugly? Screw you! I look Indian, this is what Indian people look like and I’m proud to look Indian!
I get so irritated when people ask me how much the product is plus tax. You see the price tag, you know how much our government’s tax percentage is, why the eff are you asking me? Do I look like a calculator? OR like someone who's good at math? No and no.
Girls who scream when they see each other. Or girls who swear a lot. I can’t stand girls who sit on their boyfriend’s lap on the Skytrain unless they’re in a big group of friends..for some reason then it’s fine. Girls who post stupid comments on boys walls just to show everyone that they hung out/are super tight (ex: “your bed is so comfy!”). Please, save such comments for text msgs not facebook walls.
I can’t stand Priyanka Chopra she is so hot but so irritatingly focused on being/looking hot it annoys me. Watching her movies is like watching a Nivea ad. Can’t stand Katrina Kaif either now that I think about it but at least she looks cute.
People who say on the phone “I’ll let you get back to what you were doing”… if YOU want to go, then GO! If I want to go, I’ll say so! Don’t “Let” me do anything, I’ll do whatever I want!
Racist people. Racist jokes. Sexist people. Sexist jokes. I don’t find them funny! Also while we’re on the topic, don’t say the N word!
People who assume that just because you live at home you have things easy/have no bills etc.
People who constantly ask me why I have my name/watermark on my pictures. For the record, it’s because I’m cool.
People who assume they know everything about me. You know diddly squat buddy ol pal!
People who comment on my clothes and say things like “Wow you must have so much time in the morning”, um no actually it doesn’t take me long to look this good ;) (not like I’m even this crazy dresser anyways? I usually rock jeans and a t shirt) On that note, I hate passive aggressive people!
People who state the obvious: “You’re not wearing makeup today!”.. “Your ears are so big!”… etc etc. Sniff, I’m just sensitive about my ears ok leave them alone they work perfectly fine until they have to hear your annoying voice screech.
Illiterate people. Go read a book!
Judgemental people. Example: “OMG look at that slut over there look at what she’s wearing”… whoa whoa whoa hold your horses! Just because she dresses like a ho... doesn’t mean she’s a ho??? She just likes to look like one (lol jk). Don’t call girls sluts! Go watch a hindi movie…girls are goddesses and you’re just jealous she can rock it and you can’t, and that you care what people think and she doesn’t!
Happily married couples. I’m jealous of you :(
People who constantly drop names and dollars into their conversations.
People who talk about money.. it freaks me out. I don’t want to know how much your house costs, how much you can sell it for, how much your jacket costs, how much dinner was… I just don’t think it’s tasteful.
Ok that’s all for now.. Part Two some other time.
You've got to climb to the top of Mount EverestI felt sick watching it because of Heidi Montag. She started off as a sweet girl, full of spunk and brimming with confidence. She looked fresh faced and cute… Now, she’s a completely different person! The allure of fame and living in LA has ruined her. How is it good television to see someone fall apart? I’ll admit it’s morbidly fascinating, and while that may help ratings, it leaves one with a bitter aftertaste in their mouth and that’s not good. I just kept shaking my head in sadness and pity when I saw Heidi and her mom having their conversation in Heidi’s hometown. I feel so bad for Heidi’s mom it’s crazy. I can’t imagine how she feels, to see her daughter change so rapidly over just a few years and morph into someone who has succumbed to the pressures of living in LA. It’s a horror story. The Hills is supposed to resemble a fairy tale, not a horror story! It’s become something that I would imagine a parent would show a child if the child said they want to become famous. “Do you want to turn out like Heidi Montag? Look what happened to her…it’s an evil world out there kiddo”
to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
It's a brutal climb to reach that peak,
which so few have seen.
You never knew what was really up there,
but the last thing you expected to find
was the Valley of the Dolls.
You stand there, waiting for
the rush of exhilaration
you thought you'd feel - but
it doesn't come.
You're too far away to hear the applause
and take your bows.
And there's no place left to climb.
You're alone, and
the feeling of loneliness is overpowering.
The air is so thin you can scarcely breathe.
You've made it - and the world says
you're a hero.
But it was more fun at the bottom
when you started,
with nothing more than hope and
the dream of fulfillment.
All you saw was the top of that mountain -
there was no one to tell you
about the Valley of the DOlls.
But it's different
when you reach the summit.
The elements have left you battered,
deafened, sightless - and too weary
to enjoy your victory.
- Jacqueline Susann, Valley of the Dolls
So my doctor had prescribed me these pills… and I just decided to read up on them 2.5 months into taking them…
Here are some of the things I laughed at:
I swear to God I didn’t just make that up lol. Wow. Thanks doctors and pharmacists for not telling me any of this! It was sooo not on the sheet that I was given but man I got a laugh out of this. Haha sooo bang on. Hahahhaha.
Destiny Child’s hit single..Say my name. What’s in a name??????? Saying someone’s name when you are greeting the person, is normal. Saying someone’s name while you are in conversation with them, or after you’ve already said your greetings, is a sign of intimacy. Saying a shortened version of that person’s name or a special version, is an even greater sign of intimacy. If you say “Hey Sharin how’s it going?”, that’s normal. If in conversation you say, “Sharin.. I don’t know.. I’m just… I’m not really sure what to do Sharin… I need some help deciding”.. it’s not REALLYYY normal. Normal would be “I’m not really sure what to do man/yo/dude” or “Hey.. I’m not really sure what to do.”. Saying “Shar.. I don’t know.. I’m just… I’m not really sure what to do Shar?”etc etc IS EVEN MORE INTIMATE. I’m not crazy! It’s true.
N what if you’re having physical relations with someone???? The only reason someone would say your name in the middle of a physical moment if they normally DON’T do that is because: a.) they’re reminding themselves who they’re with and quite possibly but not necessarily relishing the difference OR b.) they’re trying to get into it because they’re not. Into it, that is. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Trust me.
It’s true…saying someone’s name other than in your initial greeting is a sign of intimacy … so much so that it is often used in sales tactics for that particular reason. It’s a sign of closeness, friendship, and just by saying it, it forms a bond with that person. Who knew a name was so personal?.. yes it’s your name but it’s meant for other people to use right??? I don’t know, I just feel weird when people know my name or speak it when they don’t really know me and just see it on a nametag. What’s in a name? A name.. or how someone says it, can tell you a lot. If someone uses a person’s name more in conversation say or to call them or to tell them something (other than when they used it in the initial contact) rather than saying a generic term like “hey” “yo” or just avoiding using a noun… I duno it’s weird.
Long story short.. if you don’t know me well.. don’t keep dropping my name in conversation unless you think I’m into you… you’ll freak me out. N if you want to hide intimacy with someone.. refrain from saying their name, especially a mod vers. Ppl notice. If you want to enforce a bond and strengthen it… say it like she’s Beyonce singing the instructions to you… say her goddamn name!
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