6 Irritating Things!!!!!!!!!!!
6 things that irritate me RIGHT NOW. They may not be your typical list of things as I covered a lot in my Rant
“Not a problem” - When I ask someone if they can help me find something at a store, or ask someone to do a favour for you and they respond with “not a problem”. IT’S A YES OR NO QUESTION. YES. OR NO. OF COURSE IT’S NOT A PROBLEM OTHERWISE DO YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN SO RUDE AS TO HAVE ASKED? Responding with “not a problem” insinuates that it could have been perceived as a problem, therefore you think that I am that rude that I would have asked something of someone that would have inconvenienced them majorly. Screw you.
“No offense” – So let me get this straight… if you’re saying “No offense” you know then that this could be taken the “wrong” way or hurt/irritate the person you’re saying it to and yet you STILL want to say it? What kind of human being are you? I hate when people say “no offense” after saying something completely rude and unbearable; don’t think that just by saying that you sound like a decent person because you still don’t sound like one and furthermore you are not and never will be a decent person. Go lock yourself in a room.
Stupid Celebrities on Twitter – They’re rich, they’re famous and all they do every other day is “OMG I’M ALMOST AT 1 MILLION FOLLOWERS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TELL UR FRIENDS TO FOLLOW ME HELP ME GET TO 1 MILLION!!”… (cough @KimKardashian cough) You are so lame?!!!!!!!! If I was a celebrity, I would NEVER ever tell anyone to follow me wtf? Weirdo celebs…
People who don’t leave messages- If you’re calling me, and you don’t call me very often (ie. daily basis), can you please TEXT or leave a voicemsg saying WHY you called. I’m not saying I don’t want to hear from you, I’m probably delighted but it is a bit worrisome! I do it if I’m calling someone who I don’t call very often. It’s just the polite thing to do! Shoot them a “hey just thought I’d call and see how you were doing its been a while! call me when ur free :)”. There, now was that very hard?
Ipads – The name itself is irritating, and it’s super irritating to see all you ipad users on the skytrain playing your stupid annoying games. :( I want one :( Apple comes out with amazing products that is for sure but the one thing I don’t like about their company is you have iNoia (fear that you should have waited one more generation before buying an Apple product).
WHEN MY PARENTS SPEAK A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE – ok I absolutely hate it when we’re all oot and aboot like at a restaurant or something and my parents speak in Punjabi or Malay in front of the waiter… I get so embarrassed because OBVIOUSLY the waiter knows we’re talking about him (or the shop keeper depending on where we are) and I kind of grin and blush and stand there awkwardly trying to not be so ethnic. I wish my parents would just talk in a language that everyone can understand, or else wait till there is a better opportunity to say something. The polite way would be just to TELL the waiter/shopkeeper to excuse you for a moment! They will leave and then blab away all you want!
