C'est La Vie

Hello jellos.  Here are a few things that people do that irritate me currently.  If you’re wondering why this is RANT NUMERO QUATRO… see: ONE, TWO, and THREE
Disclaimer:  I am not a hater.  It’s just little odd things that kind of bug me, if you have done any of the following below, woops :) hehe. xoxo
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READY B*TCHES?
SO: PEOPLE WHO POKE ME ON FACEBOOK YET HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID HELLO VIA WALL OR INBOX.  DON’T EFFING POKE ME.  If you have NOTHING worthwhile to say that you can’t write on my wall or message me then don’t poke!  You are so lame, use your brain and think of something…and don’t just say “hey watsup”!  Actually just don’t even msg me (unless you’re really hot. guy or girl ;) I like pretty girls in a non sexual way).
Girls who insist on turning their face sideways to an EXTREME to take a picture (bending their head back).  You look better at a normal angle…knowing which angles are good for you is fine… just learn how to do it so you don’t look weird.
I am however COMPLETELY ok with the skinny arm trick, only because I do that all the time teehee.  (see below :$)

Girl faking sex positions on another girl = ATTENTION WHORE

People who automatically start spreading the word when they see someone they know oot and aboot with a boy.  People honestly could just be friends!!!!!!…also -we live in Surrey, not the Upper East Side – if you want to play Gossip Girl you’re going to need to dress better.
People who steal. AKA whoever found my mp3 player SERIOUSLY why couldn’t you just RETURN IT.  God DAYUM people.  :( :( or I suppose I could stop leaving things places.  WHATEVER.  PEOPLE SHOULD STILL RETURN THINGS.
People who stare.  Just. Stop.

The man who came after me as I was exiting the steam room and tapped me on the shoulder repeatedly telling me he liked me.  CREEPY DUDE LEAVE ME ALONE AAARGH.
Girls with fake eyelashes on in the daytime.  Day makeup, and night makeup = two different looks.  Day makeup does not include fake eyelashes!!!  I’m SORRY I’m all about makeup believe me but this one just bugs me.


People who tag you in pictures on Facebook that you ARE NOT ACTUALLY IN.  I really don’t get how tagging me in a picture of a poster for an event you’re promoting even helps you at all?
People who msg me on bbm WHEN A STATUS CLEARLY SAYS “NOT HERE”.  You’re just asking for me to think you’re annoying.
People who take an insanely long amount of time to put food on their plate in a buffet line.  ARE YOU LOOKING FOR YOUR NAME TO BE WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF CHICKEN?  EFFING PICK ONE UP AND PUT IT ON YOUR PLATE.  holy eff.
People who say they want to be famous so that they can make a difference in the world yet all they advertise that they do is lie on a beach and go to the gym.  Hmmm… posting inspirational status updates isn’t what most people would consider “making a difference”.
People who go into stores smelling like weed.  One word.  Febreze.  Have some dignity!
People who see a group of girls in a Facebook profile pic and comment to only one person in that picture “omg Xara you look sooo good”.  I mean… HELLOOO … there are four other chicks in that picture.  Can you not just say “looking good girlies”?